Don't punch the monkey

I am now on my third title for this blog: “Punch the Monkey.” Don’t punch the monkey. Don’t go around the internet clicking on stuff. That’s stuff like ads and popups. By indiscriminately clicking on various on-screen items, you are walking into a world of hurt. Just don’t do it. You are giving away information about yourself without realizing it or inviting some malicious, prickish piece of software onto your system. I will sum this statement up with the following sentence, and please forgive me for shouting.

DON’T PUNCH THE MONKEY!!!!!